Monday, June 30, 2008


As my profile states, I am an assistant extraordinaire (not a hooker as my friend Bitsy thinks I sound!). Really, I am. I have perfected the art of kissing butt to the biggest idiots in the business, the crazy, the weird, the strange, the nice, the too nice and you need to back off before I get that restraining order buddy! Yes, I have had every kind of boss imaginable in my 21 years of assisting directors, vice presidents, CEO's and the like and to be honest, I have loved every minute of it. Well, almost every minute of it. You see, I'm really good at what I do. I can't organize my house, but I seem to be able to organize everyone else just nicely.

So, what can I do? Glad you asked. Here are just a few samples to whet your appetite:

• Contract Administration
• Office Management
• Proposals
• Correspondence
• Word Processing
• Excel Spreadsheets
• Writing
• Manuals and Transcribing
• Design and Customize Documents and Forms
• Newsletters and Brochures
• Proof Reading
• Copy Editing
• Data Entry
• PowerPoint Presentation
• Schedule Appointments
• Reminder Service
• Coordinate and Plan Meetings, Travel Arrangements, Seminars and Events
• Manage Vendor Accounts

So my question to you is, why spend money on an office, employee benefits, expensive equipment and workers comp (because you know that assistant is going to leave the drawer on the filing cabinet out one day on purpose), when you can have little ole me? I have great rates, great references and if you need regular assistance, you will definitely get a discount.

What are you waiting for, hurry up and hire me!

My Assistant